Mr. Pemberton
Fifty-two years a butler
Thank you for stopping by. If you've enjoyed the phrases, this is where they live.
My book
British, Translated
What the English say, and what they really mean.
Seventy phrases decoded, the words that change across the Atlantic, and fifteen dinner-table arguments settled.
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UK · Deutschland · France · España · Italia · Nederland · Canada · AustraliaFree
Ten phrases, free
Ten phrases from the book, one to a page. Gumroad asks for an email address to send it; that is all.
Also from my desk
Manners, Done Properly
A butler's guide to everyday etiquette.
The table, guests, hosts, phones and presents, with the reasons.
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UK · Deutschland · France · España · Italia · Nederland · Canada · AustraliaSmall guides and a game
Rude or Fine? The Christmas Table Edition100 dinner-table dilemmas, my verdict on each. Printable game, $4.99.The Perfect GuestPocket guide: replying, arriving, flowers, shoes, the bill, leaving well. $4.99.At the TablePocket guide: cutlery, napkin, glass, elbows, the last biscuit. $4.99.Everything elseThe full shelf on Gumroad.